whenever a person doesnt like me im just “lol whatever ur lame anyways” but when an animal doesnt like me i have a mental breakdown
whats the point of being rich if you dont have gargoyles on your house
Here’s a good drinking game.
Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
my kind of drinking game
basically my future house.
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
Damian: Dr. Oz says Diet Coke makes you fat
Me: Dr. Oz is a satanist
I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse, ya feel me
is it appropriate to ask someone why they’re talking to me