landorus:

whenever a person doesnt like me im just “lol whatever ur lame anyways” but when an animal doesnt like me i have a mental breakdown

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1 month ago / 18,779 notes / © landorus
#gpoy #animals

crustpunkfightsback:

whats the point of being rich if you dont have gargoyles on your house

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brandnewswastikas:

Here’s a good drinking game.

Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.

my kind of drinking game

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2 months ago / 176,762 notes / © heckacute
#hilarity #sober #gpoy

basically my future house.

basically my future house.

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2 months ago / 211,305 notes / © nevver
#hilarity #black #gpoy

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sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

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beautyqueenvomit:

Damian: Dr. Oz says Diet Coke makes you fat

Me: Dr. Oz is a satanist

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hellokiera:

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse, ya feel me

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encounterings:

is it appropriate to ask someone why they’re talking to me

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castle made of skulls and bones



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