99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
If you don’t reblog this you’re lying
SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT
im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE
i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog
I really just want to be George Costanza.
literally me and my friends.