bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(via partyourlips)

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

(via partyourlips)

Reblog if a band has ever made you cry. 

lithiumrainbow:

If you don’t reblog this you’re lying

(via ibreatheyouinlikesmoke)

(Source: whitepaperandpaint, via staypozitive)

mr-radical:

fuckpalpitoad:

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT

im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE

(Source: paddywhackerhandcannon, via teenfrank)

(Source: someoneaverage, via partyourlips)

deadpoolist:

i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog

(Source: brittaperry, via partyourlips)

I really just want to be George Costanza.

literally me and my friends.

(Source: observando, via partyourlips)

i literally have three hair styles 

repress:

1. straight
2. wavy
3. homeless

(via themercyfvcks)