fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october
whenever a person doesnt like me im just “lol whatever ur lame anyways” but when an animal doesnt like me i have a mental breakdown
whats the point of being rich if you dont have gargoyles on your house
Here’s a good drinking game.
Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
my kind of drinking game
basically my future house.
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
Damian: Dr. Oz says Diet Coke makes you fat
Me: Dr. Oz is a satanist