bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(via partyourlips)

thebloggerbloggerfun:

piewinchesters:

If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say ” I hate Jared Padalecki” 3 times Jensen Ackles will appear and punch you in the throat

Whatever it takes to get Jensen Ackles to appear in my bathroom

(Source: clumsycas, via teenfrank)

mr-radical:

fuckpalpitoad:

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT

im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE

(Source: paddywhackerhandcannon, via teenfrank)

(Source: someoneaverage, via partyourlips)

deadpoolist:

i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog

(Source: brittaperry, via partyourlips)

I really just want to be George Costanza.

i literally have three hair styles 

repress:

1. straight
2. wavy
3. homeless

(via themercyfvcks)

• 50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
• Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."

(Source: explaintheshitstainsonyourface, via christinadeath)

hahaha I need this.

(Source: drunkchan, via beautiful-spooky-stupid)