jelbertson:

Basically.

Literally me

jelbertson:

Basically.

Literally me

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crustpunkfightsback:

whats the point of being rich if you dont have gargoyles on your house

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brandnewswastikas:

Here’s a good drinking game.

Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.

my kind of drinking game

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8 months ago / 177,792 notes / © heckacute
#hilarity #sober #gpoy

basically my future house.

basically my future house.

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8 months ago / 438,155 notes / © nevver
#hilarity #black #gpoy

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sammiey:

sammiey:

my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

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10 months ago / 297,799 notes / © sammiey
#gpoy #hilarity #taco bell

beautyqueenvomit:

Damian: Dr. Oz says Diet Coke makes you fat

Me: Dr. Oz is a satanist

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trickster-butt:

a short summary of my favorite show

trickster-butt:

a short summary of my favorite show

(Source: hell---above, via christinadeath)



castle made of skulls and bones



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