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whats the point of being rich if you dont have gargoyles on your house

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Here’s a good drinking game.

Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.

my kind of drinking game

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#hilarity #sober #gpoy

basically my future house.

basically my future house.

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#hilarity #black #gpoy

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my doctor told me to eat more taco bell

well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant

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#gpoy #hilarity #taco bell


Damian: Dr. Oz says Diet Coke makes you fat

Me: Dr. Oz is a satanist

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a short summary of my favorite show


a short summary of my favorite show

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is it appropriate to ask someone why they’re talking to me

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castle made of skulls and bones

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