I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all
THE MOVIE IS FUCKING CALLED FRANKENWEENIE AND IT’S ABOUT A LITTLE TIM BURTON FRANKENSTEIN DOG AND FRANK IERO IS DOING A SONG FOR IT DO YOU KNOW HOW COLLECTIVELY PRECIOUS THAT IS
i’m ready for pumpkin spice lattes and warm scarves and pretty coats and nice boots and crunchy leaves on the ground and the wind biting at my cheeks and i’m ready to not feel like sweaty gross death all the time
stupid perfect bands with their stupid perfect faces and their stupid perfect music
i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean I’m nice i like people its just that i hate people
bert needs to stop posing with babies or else i am going to have a heart attak over here
So if tumblr hasn’t lied to me, the perfect man for most of the girls here would be a middle aged musician who is also a chef or at least cooks food for them.
umm this is positively accurate. who also loves animals.
this is so accurate it’s almost painful.